RyanAir’s Nudist Security Measures

I will be flying Ryanair from Berlin to Dublin on Monday. I was certainly worried about security hassles, after Germany tightened procedures on their outgoing flights earlier this week. It looks like having liquids and laptops confiscated might be the least of my concerns, though.

Click the link to see the non worksafe version, with genitalia exposed and flapping.

New Airport Security Procedures Page [Ryan Air] (Thanks, JPac!)

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  1. RandomHookup says:

    So Spencer Tunick will now become a security consultant?

  2. Pelagius says:

    I wonder if any of these people thought they’d end up with their
    titties splashed all over the internets when they signed up for this
    photo shoot.

  3. RumorsDaily says:

    If they didn’t think that, they’d be awfully stupid.

  4. Magister says:

    Only one chick with even a hope of being attractive on that pic. Mostly a sausage fest. Can you imagine a domestic airline trying to be that funny?

  5. claudia says:

    The world is full of surprises and the secret naturist, who tends to explore country side and other areas not usually explored by ‘normal’ people and who also present an attractive target by being naked, tend to attract all manner of interesting creatures, many of which are intend on biting, stinging, eating and generally making life a misery for any unfortunate who passes by. Naturist looks like you and I and come from all walks of life. You will find it to be a relaxing lifestyle that is free of the daily stress we all experience. Naturist groups like naturistmingle.com are looking for people who are open minded and want to enjoy the company of others of a like mind.