• DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR ASS. [Craigslist]
• The public library is ready to search your house for overdue books. [I Had an Idea This Morning]
• Sprint doesn’t care about New Orleans being flooded, your credit is still expired. [A Purposeful Pirate]
• “Whenever a customer feels misled, mistreated, ignored, or coerced, then profits from that customer are bad.” [The Checkout]
• This guy was way ahead on the milk is especially fantastic bandwagon. [Bunnyspatial]

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