Wait, you mean you don’t want to piss in Ronald McDonald’s mouth?

A Dutch McDonald’s has been forced to remove a pair of mouth-shaped urinals after a tourist complained.

The branch in the south east of the Netherlands said it was removing the bright red, mouth-shaped urinals after a disgusted US customer complained to McDonald’s head office in America.

Manager of the fast-food outlet Giel Pijper said the urinals, named Kisses, were works of art which he was now going to have to sell off.

Prudish Americans, always interfering with the display of the Netherlands’ porcelain masterpieces.

Mouth-shaped urinal sparks complaints [Ananova] (Thanks, JPac!)

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