We clicked on the “Dozens Fall Ill at IHOP in Arkansas” story almost as a lark. I mean, no kidding, right? The real story at 11 might be “Dozens eat at IHOP, leave with stomachs full, throbbing with robust vigor.”
Nevertheless, the story surprised us. It wasn’t leaden pancakes soaked in lard and brown-dyed sugar water that sent the customers to their toilets. It was a consumerist terrorist attack!
Apparently, someone surreptitiously sprayed the inside of the IHOP with tear gas. So not only did the customers leave the restaurant with squirting sphincters and leaden stomachs, but with serious respiratory problems to boot.
Still, it could have been worse. They could have eaten at Bickfords.
Dozens Fall Ill at IHOP in Arkansas [Breitbart.com]
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This being Jonesboro, they were probably just pissed they were in a dry county.
I just noticed this; but maybe I’m not the first to see it:
IHOP upside down is dOHI.
Many IHOP customers are dOHI.
Ironnickel, isn’t it?
But I thought the Western omelette came with tear gas.
…..I hate dry counties. In DeKalb county in Alabama, for instance, you have to go to one town’s chief of police to get your illegal beer, and all they’ve got is Bud and Bud Lite at $20 a six pack. Baptists and bootleggers control the politics!