Customer looks for answers from airhitch.org, a site that helps people hitchhike on commercial jets; instead, gets ass roundly handed to them. After the conversation turns deadly, the customer threatens to take a screenshot of the chat and send it around cyberworld, the Airhitch CSR tells him to, “Send it to GOD if you want.”

Read the harangue here, via this post on Gridskipper.

And for bonus kicks, here’s what happened when the author of “Cooking to Hook Up” had the gall to ask about some West Coast travel arrangements. What followed was a didactic and vituperative stream of emails from “customer service” whose exhortations are only excusable by their psychotic, elitist and quite amusing nature.

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