Here’s your free stuff o’ the day, thanks to Dewan, you frickin’ cheapskates.
- Free download of “You Have Killed Me” by Morrissey. One for the black iPod.
- Proteon Protein Bar Sample. Contains 100% Soylent Green.
- Free sample of Organic Planet Coffee or Tea. Requires Internet Explorer. Unfortunately, that’s not a joke.
- Free Fragrance Sample of Mary-Kate & Ashley’s “Coast to Coast.” Smells like teen spirit, in new, barely legal bottle.