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Michael says he never had a chance at unlimited pasta.

Olive Garden Pasta Passes Sell Out In Under A Second — Were You Able To Score One?

There are only 2,000 people who were able to score one of Olive Garden’s Pasta Passes today, and it sounds like they must have the ability to click must faster than everyone else who tried — and failed — to get one: Olive Garden says all 2,000 passes sold out in under a second. [More]