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Don’t Want To Be Depressed By Walking Into Sears? Retailer Now Trying Curbside Pick-Up

Don’t Want To Be Depressed By Walking Into Sears? Retailer Now Trying Curbside Pick-Up

Over the last few years, a number of former Sears customers have said that one of the reasons they no longer shop at the once-great department store is that it’s just depressing to walk around inside the store and see empty shelves, run-down conditions, and disarray. How can Sears fix that? By keeping customers in their cars! [More]

Kmart Wants Your Dirty Laundry

Kmart Wants Your Dirty Laundry

If you live in Iowa City, Iowa, you’ll soon be able to do your laundry at Kmart. I don’t get it either, but that’s what the retailer has announced. It will be testing a laundromat addition to one of its Kmart stores in the city, and has named it Kwash. I’m assuming you’re supposed to pronounce it K-Wash, but for the first five minutes I kept reading “quash” and wondering how in the hell that was supposed to make me think of clean clothes and cheap goods. [More]