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How Fake Models Are Really Made

It’s part of Dove’s “Campaign For Real Beauty” which aims to sell Dove skincare products to a niche audience that thinks it hates these fake models. The lotion is the same as what the “fake” model sells, it’s just in a more “conscious” package.

Dell Curse-Laden Answering Machine Message

UPDATE: New version with more subtitles, better audio and timing.

Stuck In Dell Heck

Frustated by lousy sales support and bad customer service, a faceless hand ineffectually stabs a Dell box with a pencil.

Remix Of Worst Banking Video Resume Ever

Loop this on your video iPod during your morning power runs, or power lifting, or power whoopy-making. Cool points added for not using “Eye Of The Tiger.”

Aleksey Vayner’s Failed Investment Banking Video Resume

Recent Yale graduate Aleksey Vayner sent around this video, along with an eleven-page resume, to investment banks up and down Wall Street this summer.

Eat A BK Octawhopper

The Burger King eat like a snake guy has nothing on this kid who eats eight slabs of meatburger.

Intro to Credit Scores And How They Secretly Control You

The info doesn’t really start until 2:00. Ignore the local morning news malarkey. If you find their hijinks hard to stomach, try this two minute bit by Bob Walters of Quicken Loans.

You’re Driving The Grocery Cashier Insane

In the meantime, here’s whats going on inside his head as he watches you fumble to find your Vons club card.

National Customer Service Week Topped With Nacho Cheese

Charity Sarabosing does got a first place trophy for customer service. And some carts came around to her cubicle and gave her free nachos AND a sundae!!! AWESOME!!!

174 Minutes On Hold With Blackberry, With Urination

This chick is on hold for two hours and seventeen minutes waiting for a Crackberry rep to pick up.

Cingular Salesman Attack Each Other With Boxes

The stagnation has gotten so bad that their their salesman are reduced to cruel cardboard box pranks to entertain themselves.

Drink Coffee! Drink it! DRINK IT!

This 1984 commercial from the National Coffee Association prompted Jay Leno to quip: “To David Bowie, a cup of coffee is merely a sedative.”

AudioEdit: Getting Five Starbucks

According to Meredith, the free coupons had to be nulled because they were “tampered with.”

Motionbox: Video Sharing Site Of The Future

Motionbox: Video Sharing Site Of The Future

Soldier in Iraq Shoots Crappy HP Printer

Loosely in honor of 9/11, here’s an American soldier in Iraq expressing his dissatisfaction with an HP printer. With his automatic rifle. According to the original post on Break.com, after they sent this in to HP, they received a free new printer in return.

Other Side Of The USAA Phone Line

Here’s what’s happening on the other side of the phone line when you call into customer service with your inane questions…

Fox 6 Reporter Beaten on Camera By Identity Thief

And this is why we file all our reports from the safety of our apartment.

The 1991 SPAM Festival