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Avian Bird Flu Got You Down? Don’t Reuse That Surgical Mask!

Avian Bird Flu Got You Down? Don’t Reuse That Surgical Mask!

The oncoming avian flu pandemic is set to turn our nation’s metropolises into apocalyptic nightmare cities filled overturned buses, conflagrating skyscrapers and Starbucks filled with corpses whose doorways have been hastily marked with a chalk cross; where the only sound will be phlegmatic hacking, the ululation of orphans and the incessant tolling of a hand-rung bell.