they must be concussed

(Scott Lynch)

NFL Thinks It Can Ask Super Bowl Halftime Acts To Pay To Perform

Dear NFL: Do you feel that warm, oozing sensation on your arms? It’s the wax melting on your man-made wings as you fly too close to the sun. In an astounding act of hubris, the NFL is reportedly asking some of the biggest names in music if they would be willing to pay for the privilege of putting on a show during the halftime of the next Super Bowl. [More]