Frank ordered a refurbished laptop from Dell Outlet last week, and got a great deal. He hadn’t anticipated that the machine would come with extras: some gum in the CD drive and an unidentified substance that we can only hope is soup, but looks more like vomit.
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that had better not be vomit

Dell Outlet Sent Me A Barf-Covered, Gum-Filled Refurb Laptop
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