When you spot someone in your sights that makes your insides go fluttery and your heart speed up, you know you’ve got to pull out all the stops to get their attention. Even if you’re just another customer at a T.G.I. Friday’s hoping to catch the eye of a waiter you fancy, what’s a girl to do but liken herself to a pair of well-made eyeglasses?
Back at the beginning of May, Consumerist broke the story of a man who discovered a decomposing snake head in his side order of broccoli at TGI Friday’s. We even had charming pictures. The next week, Albany, NY-area news media reported that the snake wasn’t steamed with the broccoli, but the restaurant and police still don’t know who the herp perp could be. What they do know is that the notoriety from the snake incident has hurt business.