right in the kisser

(The Consumerist)

Threatening To Rob A Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Who Has Access To Hot Coffee Ends Predictably

Not every fast food restaurant employee has weapons available to thwart robberies, but at a place like Dunkin’ Donuts there’s one very hot, effective tool at hand. Yes, coffee. Hot, steaming, flying through the air at your face coffee. [More]