put the lotion in the basket

(Gigi Barker)

No Actual Humans Were Harmed In The Making Of Weird Flesh Chair (That We Know Of)

The world has gone entirely mad. That’s the only reason I can think of for why someone would create a chair that not only feels like human flesh (shudder shudder shudder, okay that’s better) but also looks like it and smells like it, too. Nope, not done yet (shudder shudder shudder aaaand shudder). [More]

Because what other picture would work with this story? (The.Comedian)

Gross Alert: Man Charged With Stealing $350,000 Worth Of Human Skin From A Hospital

First things first — make sure you’ve already ingested and digested your midday meal fully if you’re the squeamish type, or very much dislike Silence of the Lambs. Because a medical company sales representative has been charged with boosting more than $350,000 worth of human skin from a hospital over several years. [More]