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Target Figures Out Teen Girl Is Pregnant Before Her Father Does, Sends Helpful Coupons

We didn’t really believe it when we were told in 7th grade that math could unlock the secrets of the universe, but after reading about the coupon-wielding power of a Target statistician, which resulted in a mighty surprise for one father of a teenage girl, we might be converts. Doesn’t make math any better though. [More]