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No More Fending Off Carb-Crumby Lips: There’s Now A Gluten-Free Dating Site

It can be tricky enough to maintain a gluten-free diet, but how are you supposed to fend off wheaty crumbs on the lips of romantic partners? You don’t have to anymore, gluten-free diners. There’s a special site just for you, GlutenFreeSingles.com, “where you never have to feel alone, awkward, or a burden because you are gluten-free.”Now you can focus on weeding out the sociopathic murderers! [via BetaBeat] [More]