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The Monkey Chow Diaries: Great Idea Over Curiously Lame Duration

The Monkey Chow Diaries: Great Idea Over Curiously Lame Duration

“Can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and moneys do?” Well, if they are only eating it for a fucking week, they can.

Joel Johnson, Left. Morgan Spurlock, Right.

Joel Johnson, Left. Morgan Spurlock, Right.

Supersize Me Star Apologizes, Resolves to Eat Nothing But Own Words for 30 Days

Supersize Me Star Apologizes, Resolves to Eat Nothing But Own Words for 30 Days

Morgan Spurlock, the filmmaker who ate nothing but douche-bags for his Oscar-nominated documentary Supersize Me– wait, we’re sorry, that should read “ate nothing but McDonald’s meals” – issued an apology for defamatory remarks he may made while addressing a school assembly last Friday.

Morgan Spurlock Ridicules Indians And “Retards” To Delight Of Students

Morgan Spurlock Ridicules Indians And “Retards” To Delight Of Students

Morgan Spurlock, jackass:

McDonald’s Shady Anti-Spurlock Countermeasures

McDonald’s Shady Anti-Spurlock Countermeasures

We hate Morgan Spurlock. Hate hate hate hate hate him. We swear to Buddha, 90% of this video of Mortal Kombat 3 fatalities is what would happen to him if John Brownlee ever, ever got his massive, Incredible-Hulk-like hands on the greasy little turd. The last 10% of the video — the part featuring Mortal Kombat 3’s Babalities — is what would happen if Ben Popken ever got the small, playdough-like lumps of his pudgy toddler’s fists on Spurlock. Such is our rage.

McDonald’s Starts Corporate Responsibility Blog

McDonald’s Starts Corporate Responsibility Blog

Cool. McDonald’s has started up a Corporate Responsibility Blog. Bob Langert, McDonald’s Senior Director for Corporate Responsibility, aims to open up the internal workings of McDonald’s to the scrutiny of his readers, field questions and talk about what McDonald’s is doing to address criticism of its practices.