Hey, ladies! Have you been feeling like you can’t buy Monterey Jack cheese because it’s got a masculine name and is just soo fatty? Lucerne has the solution, something it calls “Monterey Jack’s lighter companion”: It’s a lady cow named Monterey Jill — complete with swirly purple writing and curvy flourishes — wearing a flower on her head, fancy pearls and a sassy smirk. Because only women want to cut the fat, clearly. Sarcasm hats on, everyone. [More]
