What stings worse: The slap or the price tag?

CBS Station Sends Intern To Try Out $350 Face-Slapping Massage

So you’re a reporter for the CBS station in San Francisco and you get assigned to do a story about some local massage parlor that charges $350/session to slap customers’ faces into shape. Meanwhile, there’s an intern who is probably dying for some on-camera time. It’s like peanut butter meeting chocolate… and then getting slapped. [More]