Is your unruly stomach keeping you up at night? How about some Trojan condoms to help you get some rest… You say that doesn’t make a lick of sense? Welcome to the wonderful world of Target’s inane suggested substitutions. [More]
instant substitution

Target, Where A Flash Drive Is A Good Substitute For A Flash Bulb
Shopping for a flash to go with your new Canon camera? That item is out of stock at Target, but how about another product with the word “flash” in its description? [More]

Target Is Out Of Shampoo, So Just Dye Your Hair
These Target substitution cards are introducing an entirely new genre of in-store comedy into my otherwise sad and dull life. [More]