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Cox Adds Banner Ads To Cable Programming Guide

Cox Adds Banner Ads To Cable Programming Guide

Andy’s Cox Cable DVR/cable box received an upgrade last night. What exciting new features would his television receive? As it turns out, the upgrade included an impressive new feature: a big old advertising block on the bottom of the channel guide screen that wasn’t there before. [More]

Too Lazy To Type LOL? There's A Keyboard For That

Too Lazy To Type LOL? There's A Keyboard For That

When you’re IMing all your BFFs, do you have difficulty typing Internets-friendly phrases like LOL, L8R, TTYL on your Qwerty keyboard? In fact, do you have a problem pecking away at the keys on your Qwerty keyboard in general? A new keyboard unveiled at the New York Toy Fair hopes to be of assistance to you and all the other 8-year-olds like you. [More]

The Future Of Shopping, Thanks To Weird Branding Advice

The Future Of Shopping, Thanks To Weird Branding Advice

Okay, we’re not 100% sure “Pottery Barn” is going to become “Barn” or “The Container Store” will become “Store,” but we’re halfway there. Keep up the good work, brand advisors!

Mayo Clinic: Coming Soon To The Mall Of America

Mayo Clinic: Coming Soon To The Mall Of America

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