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Police: Men With ATM In Back Of Their Pickup Truck Can’t Remember Where “Scrap Metal” Came From

Police: Men With ATM In Back Of Their Pickup Truck Can’t Remember Where “Scrap Metal” Came From

Because it seems unlikely that large chunks of metal and plastic fall from the sky and land in the back of pickup trucks without anyone realizing it, police have charged two Florida men with the theft of an ATM, alleging that the suspects used a stolen backhoe to remove the cash machine from its rightful home. [More]

Google Apologizes For Android Figure Urinating On Apple Logo In Google Maps

Google Apologizes For Android Figure Urinating On Apple Logo In Google Maps

Unlike The Dude,* it would appear that every time an Android figure is pictured micturating upon an Apple logo, someone does have to be held responsible. In this case, it’s Google, which is apologizing after an image of an Android bot peeing on an Apple logo popped up in Google Maps. [More]

Road Crew Swears It Couldn't Help Painting Yellow Line Over That Dead Raccoon

Road Crew Swears It Couldn't Help Painting Yellow Line Over That Dead Raccoon

We’re sure the dead raccoon didn’t mind as he was no longer of this world by the time a road crew in Pennsylvania painted a yellow line over him, but now that crew’s got some cleanup work to do, not to mention a fresh paint job. A spokesman for the state’s Department of Transportation says the crew tried to stop the paint gun in time, but still ended up painting right over the little guy. [More]