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I Need To Find The Motorcycle Powered By Bacon Grease And Drive Behind It Forever

I’ve got a problem. Well, two problems, really. The first one being that I don’t know where a motorcycle powered by bacon grease currently is, and two I don’t have a vehicle to chase it down in order to drive behind it forever and ever. Because clearly a life on the road would be worth it to smell bacon always, right? [More]

Cops Trying To Sniff Out Thieves Who Stole 6,400 Cans Of Baked Beans

Cops Trying To Sniff Out Thieves Who Stole 6,400 Cans Of Baked Beans

Where do you get your baked beans from? Because if you happen to be in England and are buying your Heinz baked beans from the back of a truck in a dark alley from someone who looks like just the type to be an illegal bean pusher, the authorities want to speak with you. Those baked beans could be hot — even before you cook them. [More]