Aaron is trying to lose weight by cutting carbs out of his diet. When he eats at Subway, the first thing that he tried doing was ordering a 6-inch sub with double meat. Then he noticed something. It would actually be cheaper for him to order a footlong and just throw away half the bread.
A Subway sandwich artist told Chet that the sandwich he’s been ordering for years is “illegitimate.”
“Five dollar…five dollar footlooooonggg!” Who comes up with this stuff?