This Inflatable Walmart Decoration Is Adorable. And A Murder Scene!

This Inflatable Walmart Decoration Is Adorable. And A Murder Scene!

We’re trying to figure out who this inflatable crime scene is meant for. With its puffy cuteness, built in lights, and “castle” style walls, it looks like it would be a perfect entrance to a backyard Halloween party for kids. But with its “crime scene noises” and someone-is-being-murdered vibe, it seems more appropriate at a celebration for short police academy graduates. Either way, it can be yours for $125 and a relinquishing of any sense of good taste. [Update: this post is meant humorously—I belly-laughed when I first saw the product.]

Merry September! Christmas Is In Full Swing At Rite Aid!

Merry September! Christmas Is In Full Swing At Rite Aid!

Halloween is about a month away, but it’s too late to start thinking about that now. You’ve got Christmas crap to buy!

Target Is Apparently Aware Christmas Isn't Anytime Soon

Target Is Apparently Aware Christmas Isn't Anytime Soon

Back to school supplies? Halloween decorations? Depressing! Instead, focus on the distant future with this grossly unseasonal timepiece, a perfect gift for oblivious retail merchandisers and the counting impaired. Thanks, Target! (and Heather!)

Costco Helps You Deck The Halls… In August

Costco Helps You Deck The Halls… In August

Reader Darascon spotted this lovely example of summertime Christmas Creep at his local Costco.

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As part of a 3-month fire-safety campaign, the Chinese city of Zhuhai has banned all Christmas trees and related flammable decorations from all stores, malls, restaurants, and other public spaces: “Those that fail to rectify the situation will be subject to legal measures like suspension or closure.” [Reuters]

The Walmart Halloween Display That's So Scary It Gives Your Children Nightmares

The Walmart Halloween Display That's So Scary It Gives Your Children Nightmares

Apparently, there is a Halloween display at Walmart that is so scary its giving one Texas woman’s three children nightmares.

Organize Your Holiday Crap

We know you’re sitting there at your computer looking at a huge pile of Holiday crap. Where will you put it? This week is the best time to get organized. We know it seems impossible, but it’s not. Real Simple has some nice tips for storing all your decorations in a neat organized way. Here are some we like: