• Today’s Woot! is the AuzenTech HDA X-Plosion 7.1 DTS/Dolby Digital PCI Sound Card for a hundred bucks (plus a fiver for shipping)—about $40 off the street price. The reviews are solid, although if you’re wanting a card for gaming and not home theater, it sounds like the Creative X-Fi Music is still your best bet.
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Morning Deals Round Up
• Today’s Woot! is the Kensington SX2000 Speaker Dock for the iPod, for $75, shipped. We’re not sure we trust speakers thinner than our eardrums, but the price is right—these go for $125ish everywhere else.
Morning Deals Round Up
• Dell Home is selling the Canon Rebel XT for $609.20 with a kit lens. That’s a fine price. Dealnews has details.
Morning Deals Round Up
• Today’s Woot! is an RCA 8 Device Universal Remote for $20. If you’re at the point where you think you need a new remote to control all your devices, you should be looking at the low-end Logitech Harmony like the 520, which can be had for as little as $75 or so.
Morning Deals Round-Up
• Today’s Woot!, the Mag KleerDrain Instant Drain Opener. At 20 bucks, this is an affordable tool to unclog your drains of the fetid slurry that congeals after feeding the disembodied limbs of your loved ones down the garbage disposal.
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• Today’s Woot! is the Infocus Screenplay 4805 DLP Home Theater Projector for $805. A decent, but far from spectacular price. For a few hundred more, you could move into the 720p native displays and be set for HD content for the next few years.
Morning Deals Round Up
• Today’s Woot! is a cheapo mouse and it’s already gone. We’re of the ‘quality mice are worth money’ school, so we’re not too upset about the whole thing.
Morning Deals Round Up
• Woot!‘s Twofor Tuesday are those damn EA Sports Hockey and Football TV game pack for $10. We think EA is a pox on the videogame industry, so we say pass. Plus, we’re getting tired of seeing the same things show up on Woot month after month without any price decrease.
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“I Blew the Brown Bunny”
Here is a cool t-shirt you can get for only fifteen bucks. It reads, “I Blew Vincent Gallo and all I got was lockjaw.”
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BUY: Cheap Man Shoes
Get some new kicks this Spring. You don’t want to be stuffing your foot up The Man’s ass with those boring old Keds, do you?
Morning Deals Round Up
• Today’s Woot! is a pair of fancy-schmancy Bluetooth phones for $65, which integrate with your PC, PDA, or cellphone to do…things. Marvelous things, like unto a regular cell phone. In fact, why do you still have a landline?
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• Today’s Woot! is a Fellows 5 Sheet Confetti Cut Paper Shredder for $25. We don’t know if that’s an awesome deal or not—we seem to recall seeing nearly-free deals on shredders in the past—but how can a site like The Consumerist not recommend you pick one up? Protect your girlfriend’s high school yearbook with the picture of that asshole ‘poet’ who wrote her that short story that “meant so much” that you have to hear about every god damn time you forget her birthday. Protect it to confetti.
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BUY: Thrifty Hi-Octane Laptops
Save money without compromise on the ABS Mayhem G4 notebook for $1,999.
Morning Deals Round Up
— Today’s Woot! is actually a pretty awesome deal—we may just pick one up ourselves. It’s the Voq Professional Unlocked GSM Smartphone for $85. Now we’re not saying the Voq is going to out-Treo your Blackberry or anything, but having an unlocked GSM phone around is great for those who use T-Mobile or Cingular. Swap SIM cards are go. Plus, it’s not like Windows Mobile 2003 is bad or anything. This is a great entry-level smartphone for a very fair price.
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HOWTO: Buy a New Cellphone
Here’s our tricked-out version of a Dealhack guide to buying a new cell phone.