Talking About Layoffs May Violate eHarmony's Terms of Service

Talking About Layoffs May Violate eHarmony's Terms of Service

Have your friends been laid off recently? Of course they have, almost nobody has a job anymore! Complaining about society’s newfound poverty, however, is apparently a violation of eHarmony’s terms of service, as the East Village Idiot recently discovered.

Better To Be Alone Than Shell Out For Shady Singles Club

Better To Be Alone Than Shell Out For Shady Singles Club

Reader Brandon heard the “Events and Adventures” club for singles ad on the radio and decided to check ’em out. What did he find? They wouldn’t tell him their fee upfront and online, he found stories that might hint at why, tales of exorbitant upfront fees, worthless service, and instead of letting you cancel, they send you to collections…

eHarmony Doesn't Believe You're Really Divorced

eHarmony Doesn't Believe You're Really Divorced

eHarmony won’t let Morgan’s mom join until she proves that she’s really divorced. She tried to join last year, but was rejected because she was only separated for seven years, and not divorced. Now that her divorce is final, she wants to register without spending another hour filling out eHarmony’s “scientifically proven” matching questionnaire.

Love at First Exit: Dating at 65 MPH and 32 MPG

Love at First Exit: Dating at 65 MPH and 32 MPG

Bar scene too irritating? Internet dating not bringing you the social life you wanted? Prefer to drive around town with the top down, blowing kisses, hoping to meet Mr. or Ms. Right?

AirTroductions: Fuck Away Your In-Flight

AirTroductions: Fuck Away Your In-Flight

Yesterday’s foiled terrorist plot to blow up nine jets led to some truly astonishing security measures. With those precautions come larger questions: is it more important to keep 100% of the people 100% safe 100% of the time by forcing them to give up their comforts, their smallest, most casual freedoms? Or is it worth the occasional atrocity to not live in a culture of fear — the terrorists only real victory?

J-Date: Jewish Dating Just Got A Hell Of A Lot Creepier

J-Date: Jewish Dating Just Got A Hell Of A Lot Creepier

Orthodox, Hassidic O.G. oi seeks Jewish Princess for love, romance, sexy divisions leading to creepy stalking and court summons over first date bill.

Shockingly, E-Harmony Found Electronic, Harmonious

Shockingly, E-Harmony Found Electronic, Harmonious

We’ve ragged on E-Harmony, the online dating service accused of having a vaguely creepy religious aura, and several months ago, we were plucking e-Harmony’s harp pretty hard.

eHarmony Discriminates Against the Bibulous

eHarmony Discriminates Against the Bibulous

Here’s another way to get into eHarmony’s secret love club.

Married Man Sues E-harmony.com For a Date

Married Man Sues E-harmony.com For a Date

Last month we wrote about a lady who was upset with e-harmony.com, an online matchmaking service. L.D. spent over an hour filling out the in-depth personality profile, only to be told at the end that e-harmony doesn’t let people who are legally separated to use its service.

TrueDater.com: Reader Reviews of Real People

TrueDater.com: Reader Reviews of Real People

Whether you’re a bargain dating service buff or a connoisseur of the high-class matchmakers, it’s always optimal to do some research on your potential partner purchases. Especially in online dating, where descriptors like ‘loves movies’ means ‘can’t hold a conversation’ and ‘loves seafood’ means ‘nice body but cephalopod mouth parts, including beak and tentacles.’