congratulations on your new pet

Not the boa in question. Just another snake guy. (frankieleon)

Used Car Buyer Surprised To Find Vehicle Comes With A Free Boa Constrictor In The Trunk

A free dashboard dongle and a windshield scraper tossed in the back? That’s a pretty good score when buying a used car. Even bigger, and perhaps less ah, desirable? A free boa constrictor hanging out in the trunk. [More]