Did you think that because it’s the peak of summer that you were safe from pumpkin spice mania? No, of course not: that’s when food companies announce their new pumpkin spice food-like objects, before they hit stores in August and September. Thanks to Consumerist’s diligent coverage of how pumpkin spice everything is taking over the American food supply, we now get press releases about new products. [More]
Look, losers. Stop studying that stupid textbook, it’s Christmastime. Yes, we know that college football just started and it’s the first day of Autumn. We don’t care. Buy a Christmas tree you lazy Grinch. Get your wallet out!