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Little Mermaid Doll Calls Child a “Slut”

Little Mermaid Doll Calls Child a “Slut”

Well, well, well. Who knew Ariel was a prude? Apparently, if you press the button on the talking Ariel fast enough, the toy cycles through such saccharine phrases as “Life is the bubbles” quickly enough that a secret message is revealed. “You’re a slut!”