What is Consumerist?
Consumerist is an independent, non-partisan, non-profit consumer news and information website. It’s supposed to be informative and funny, except when it is informative and insouciant.
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How do I post a complaint?
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Why don’t you have a huge editorial staff and a state-of-the-art commenting system that’s like Reddit-times-infinity-plus-one?
Well, it’s probably because we are a free website that doesn’t accept outside advertising and we also don’t allow our technology partners to sell your personal information or use it for commercial purposes. That type of stuff is what pays for your fancy what-have-yous on the internet. If you want to help us improve the site, please donate. 100% of your tax-deductible donation goes to producing and improving Consumerist.
Why don’t you just use a “free” commenting system of my choosing?
For a website the size of Consumerist, there is no such thing as a “free” commenting system. It could also be argued that there is no such thing as “free” on the internet, but that train of thought is too philosophical for this FAQ.
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How do I obtain a job at Consumerist?
Consumerist is operated by Consumer Media LLC, which is owned by Consumer Reports. You can view our job openings here.
I want to send you a suggestion about how your website can be better.
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