The kids are back at school. You don’t have any vacation days left until next calendar year. Existence is an abysmal chasm from which nothing escapes, the self is a meaningless fictional construct, and the Panthers lost last night. But you can still take the Consumerist Quiz!

Last week’s end-of-summer mega-quiz-tacular-palooza was a beast, and most of you didn’t do so well, with a median score below 60%.

In honor of the short work week and the whole “abysmal chasm” thing, we’re keeping this week’s quiz on the shorter side. You can thank us for it another time. For now, we must quiz.

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