Pumpkin Spice Hummus Is Back In Stores, I Give Up

pumpkin spice hummusMaybe this country’s pumpkin spice obsession has gone a little too far. That must be the case when pumpkin spice condoms and pumpkin spice Four Loko seem completely plausible, and there are multiple brands of pumpkin spice gum on the market. Now we’ve learned that Cedar’s has brought pumpkin spice hummus back, because that is exactly what the world needed.

It will go nicely on your pumpkin spice bagels (if you don’t already have pumpkin spice cream cheese for them), pumpkin spice tortilla chips, pumpkin spice crackers, or… I don’t know, maybe even something that doesn’t contain any pumpkin or cinnamon.

If you believe in the innate wisdom of animals, here’s an anecdote for you: I got some pumpkin spice-flavored dental chews for my dog to see whether she would like them. She likes pumpkin purée, so why not? I handed her one, and she spit it out at my feet. Not that those are the only pumpkin-flavored dog treats.

Pumpkin Spice Hummus Is Here In Case You Want Your Day Ruined [Buzzfeed]