• TSA Flags Man With World’s Largest Penis For Additional Crotch Screening
• Disabled Vet Says United Employees Kicked His Service Dog, Asked Him If He Was Retarded
• No, Best Buy Employee, I Won’t Come To Your House To Get My Stolen Racy Photos Back
• Who The &^#* Does This Restaurant Customer Think He Is?
• Homeowner Pulls Gun To Stop New Electric Meter From Being Installed

We’re back! These are the most popular posts from the last few weeks of Open Thread hiatus. Were you sad that you didn’t get to comment on them? Here is your chance! There was a post about tipping, after all.

To commemorate the occasion, here’s the happiest cat photo we have. So happy that this cat’s name actually is Happy.

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