Can't These Two Subway Posters Settle It Without Violence?

Sure, we all love the sight of Kate Beckinsale in a skin-tight bodysuit waving around a pair of guns, but what did the poor little child in the neighboring poster ever do to merit such terror?

Thankfully, friend of Consumerist, book designer Chad W. Beckerman was on hand to catch this horrifying moment on camera, so that when this child grows up terrified of sexy, British vampires (or whatever she’s supposed to be in those movies; we’ve lost track), he or she will at least have photographic evidence to show their therapist.