Long-Armed Mannequin Scares People At Old Navy

Chad saw this mannequin at a Kansas Old Navy. His freakishly long left arm would be the ideal genetic mutation for Black Friday, allowing one to reach products on shelves from a great distance.

Something about the mannequin’s expression and the curvature of the arm reminds me of a Wheeler from Return to Oz. Sorry in advance for those Wheeler nightmares you’ll be having tonight after clicking on that link.