The 4,000 Calorie 3-Pound Mondo Gummy Worm

The most truly frightening candy this Halloween doesn’t have razor blades or metal flakes in it, but 4,000 calories.

Calling itself the “world’s largest gummy worm,” this 3 lb., 5 inch thick gooey monstrosity is “128 times more massive” than a normal gummy worm. It takes two fists to hold and eat all 26 inches of it and contains enough energy to feed a small village family, but of course you’ll be knocking that back in one extended streaming Netflix sitting, perhaps snugly ensconced inside a Cocon?

I have not personally consumed this product as I am afraid of it. (Thanks to Chris!)