Redditor glisignoli has worked for three years in gadget retail and the only way he’s been able to cling to the last remaining shreds of sanity is to write down every crazy quote from the boneheaded customers he has to deal with. Most of them involve a customer screaming something they have no idea what they’re talking about, like the guy who walked in his first week and threw a USB cable on the counter, yelling, “THIS CABLE ISN’T WIRELESS!”

What are some of the dumbest things customers said to you when you worked behind the counter? Sound off in the comments.

Customer quotes from when I worked in retail: Customer quotes from when I worked in retail: [Reddit]

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