Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Pasta Roni

Like Mothra attacking Rome, Andrew says that the dread grocery shrink ray has hit his beloved Pasta Roni.

Here, the ruse of “New Look! Same Great Taste!” has been deployed. They logo was moved to the top and some doodads added on the bottom. Maybe they hope shoppers eyes will be lured away from the weight indicator, which has decreased from 4.8 to 4.6 oz.

Perhaps they should also rename it the “San Fran Treat.”