Sprint Totally Has The Hots For Me

Relationships get awkward when one party drops the “L” word too quickly. Such is the situation in which Jeremy found himself when he dug through his Sprint contract.

He writes:

Looking for ways to avoid my contract on Sprint’s website, I came across the creepy phrase:

Your agreement with us will be completed on 2010-xx-xx
We love you, and to say thanks for spending time with us.

They LOVE me? Wishing me a nice day isn’t enough? Or is this a religious thing?

Jeremy also pointed out that Sprint has proven to be polyamorous.

Does your cell phone provider feel the same way about you?