An LAWeekly reader sent in this photo of a sign at a local cafe. We’ve heard the espresso and a puppy line before, but the addition of a drum and profanity really adds something to the mental picture. Kudos.
Battle Against Unattended Children Escalating In Passive-Aggressive Fashion
- sad espresso Starbucks Shrinks A Whole Serving From Iced Espresso Classics
- extreme mochas Café Reduces Waste, Serves Espresso Drinks In Ice Cream Cones
- biologically inaccurate Get Ready For Parents To Fight Over Pink Plastic Pregnant Puppies
- fictional furry friends Don’t Fall For The Mail-Order Puppy Scam
- espresso markup McDonald’s Tries Again To Make McCafe Competitive With Starbucks, Dunkin’