Yes, we know it’s the middle of a work day. But we also know you’re probably switching between Consumerist and your favorite tech news site right now, hitting refresh over and over, as you wait to see what new gift His Steveness has bestowed upon mankind. Might as well have some fun while you’re doing it, right? So, go ahead and join the Apple Press Conference Drinking Game right now.

(Oh, and if you’re keeping score at home, it really is called the iPad, and Steve called it a “magical and revolutionary” product today! I think that deserves a 40!)

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