Owning guns is fun! Bartering is fun! Trading your two-year-old for a gun, however, is just gonna land you in jail. And if that kid ever finds out what you did, she’s gonna be pretty angry with you when she grows up. Also: a toddler can cause just as much damage, lady, if you give it time.
Don't Trade Your Toddler For A Gun
By cwalters January 14, 2010
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