This liquor store is a very forward-thinking establishment. So forward thinking, in fact, that it has looked twenty-four years into the future to tell us what the top vodka of 2033 C.E. will be. It will be Svedka.

That’s all very well and good. Now can you guys tell us who wins the World Series and the Kentucky Derby? (Thanks, Andrew!)

Update: Apparently, this slogan comes from a futuristic Svedka ad campaign, but is incredibly confusing to customers who aren’t familiar with said campaign.

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