Chipotle Says Their Food Does Not Cause Underwear Blood

South Park managed to combine the late Billy Mays, the unfortunately still around Ghost Hunters, and the beloved Chipotle chain in their latest episode, with surprising results.

Fortunately, someone contacted Chipotle to ask whether it’s true that their food will cause rectal bleeding. Chipotle responded, “There is no truth to that claim.” Whew!

Ghost Hunters, however, is still ridiculously stupid.

(Thanks to mybodystory!)

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