Now that red-Harry-Potter-glasses-wearing-former-Sen. Tom Daschle has withdrawn his name from consideration for head of the Department of Health and Human Services, a movement to nominate Dr. Leo Spaceman for the position is forming. Hey, “If you want a shot you’re gonna have to dance for it.” [Facebook]


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  1. Ash78 ain't got time to bleed says:

    “I can’t tell you where I got these glasses. Because I don’t want anyone else to have them.”

  2. Gaambit says:

    “Can I ask you something as a woman?”
    “Of course. Are you going to change your voice or put on a dress?”

    First Spaceman quote that came to mind…probably not even right.

  3. Needy's Body says:

    “How important is tooth retention to you?”

  4. Hank Scorpio says:

    “Dr. Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?”

    “Absolutely! Science is whatever you want it to be.”

  5. JRock says:

    He looks like Harry Potter and David Letterman’s long-lost dad. Or something.

  6. cordeliapotter says:

    Is he going to consider Admiral Spaceship and Dr. Scientist next?

  7. ben_linus says:

    “I was afraid this might happen. You know, he’s on so many different neuroleptics and tricyclics that there’s no telling how they’ll mix. But, what can you do? Medicine’s not a science.”

  8. katieoh says:

    we have no way of knowing where the heart is!

  9. Borax-Johnson says:

    The only person named Spaceman I would trust is Spaceman Spiff.