If you’re down in the dumps and have nowhere else to turn, consider this collection of congratulatory remarks dubbed over applause. Only $24.95! But wait, if you order right now, you’ll also get some, uh, pewter puzzle pieces?

If this had been around in the 80s, we’re sure it would have replaced Huey Lewis in Patrick Bateman’s CD player.
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