Watch NBC Nightly News on Thursday, 12/04/08, for a snippet of yours truly, Ben Popken, laying down some tough talk on the good ‘ol Grocery Shrink Ray, THE STORY THAT NEVER DIES!!! MUAHAHA!
Ben Popken On NBC Nightly News This Thursday
By Ben Popken December 2, 2008
- shrinkage Cottonelle Shrink Rays Toilet Paper Squares
- eat your vegetables Grocery Shrink Ray Shaves An Ounce Of Precious Vegetables From Reader’s Diet
- the past was okay The Grocery Shrink Ray Hit Seattle Bakeries In 1916
- weight loss Weight Watchers Ice Cream Bars Set Good Example, Lose Weight
- fizzy drinks SodaStream Dilutes And Shrinks Flavor Syrup Bottles