Where's Carey?

Our weekend editor Carey is taking some time off today and tomorrow, probably to relax, although it might also be to go get a facelift, or enter rehab, or perform community service, or make a drug run to Canada. We didn’t ask. In the meantime, I’ll be posting various diatribes until I hit my quota or boredom sets in, whichever comes first. If you’re missing your weekend Carey fix, remember you can always check out his previous posts here!

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