Where's Carey?

Our weekend editor Carey is taking some time off today and tomorrow, probably to relax, although it might also be to go get a facelift, or enter rehab, or perform community service, or make a drug run to Canada. We didn’t ask. In the meantime, I’ll be posting various diatribes until I hit my quota or boredom sets in, whichever comes first. If you’re missing your weekend Carey fix, remember you can always check out his previous posts here!

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  1. heavylee-again says:

    Carey, if you’re going to British Columbia, please bring me back some BC Bud too.

  2. mantari says:

    I heard a rumor that Carey is getting ‘fixed’ and she didn’t want anyone to know.

  3. Bladefist says:

    the weekend editor is taking the weekend off. man i need a new job

  4. humphrmi says:

    @Bladefist: Yes, you do, if your job doesn’t offer you any work days off.

  5. @mantari: She’s a he.

  6. mantari says:

    @hebear mcghee (is a wolf in wolf’s clothing): Or so she would have us believe!

  7. Trai_Dep says:

    Who goes to Canada to score drugs?!
    Oh. Those drugs. Never mind.

  8. huadpe says:

    @Trai_Dep: Are you serious? British Columbia is pretty famous for its pot. And there’s always cheaper Rx drugs.

  9. Trai_Dep says:

    Live and learn. I guess you (and obviously our honorary Rastafarian Consumerist columnist) are ahead of the curve compared to me. (sob)

  10. Chris Walters says:

    @Trai_Dep & @huadpe: Well, I was just thinking of Allegra. *shrug*

  11. Chongo says:

    that was sarcastic BTW, I hate when people do that.

    Working weekends BLOWS! specially when it involves sitting in front of your computer

  12. Chongo says:

    @Chongo: ^^^ damn… I put *insert comment asking why this is posted on a consumer related blog* but it got cut off

  13. Squeezer99 says:


  14. I thought I saw a geek squad van stop alongside, and then some agents got out and threw him in it.


  15. coffee177 says:

    Whatever you do, Dont buy your drugs from Carey.

    I bought a quarter from him and it turned out to be all seeds and stems! Man was I mad.

    I also understand that he uses skunk odor to make the stuff smell like great stuff.

    Carey, I want my money back! What do I have to do? Email The consumerist?

  16. thelushie says:

    Boy there are going to be people on his shit list when he gets back? Drugs? Sex change???? Maybe he is sitting in front of the computer catching up on his Fleshbot reading.

  17. thelushie says:

    I didn’t mean the question mark after the first sentence. It should be a period. (For the anal punctuation people out there!)

  18. forgottenpassword says:

    I am going to say this & dont care WHO I piss off.

    There needs to be more articles posted in this blog on the weekends.

    I rely on this website & it slows to a damn crawl every weekend.

    There …. I said it!

  19. TeraGram says:


    I was hoping Drew Carey was missing.